Happy zombie Jesus day, to those who celebrate.
To those who jam with Passover, stay strong you can have a bagel soon.
Jesus respawn day
It's because of your luscious lips. Men are stimulus-driven, brutish animals. They are weak, succumbing easily to their un-evolved instincts.
Soufflé. Amazing. Roy’s is officially my favorite place in Hawaii.
Hawaii fucking rules. Best trip on the gov’t dime that I can recall. Or on my own dime.